actuallypissing:

Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you can’t do something, unless they tell you that you can’t eat an entire container of breath mints, because you will get diarrhea and you will have a terrible night. 

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Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

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plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

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equestrianfangirlswag:

she’s so touched for a moment

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happy 49th birthday joanne rowling! [31 july 1965]

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comic-chick:

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

I think about this a lot.

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starsmahogany:

cinnasghost:

cameoamalthea:

221cbakerstreet:

they’re so CUTE

If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?

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Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate

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boy48:

My new mantra in life

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officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

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stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

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