thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

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chesterhelbig:

I have a bad habit if setting my alarms too early so I think like “oh I have like 20 more minutes before I need to get up” so I just turn it off and fall back and then like 40 min later wake up and panic

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lolsomeone-actually:

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

#TRUUUUUU

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enemaroberts:

I loved spring breakers

enemaroberts:

I loved spring breakers

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pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

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the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

image

in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

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ashestoashesjc:

i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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stargates:

why is this so hard

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jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

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lilbitkipsy:


jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

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mzibanejad:

today in french class i turned to talk to my friend and saw my friend eric
he was not wearing that when i had 3rd period with him nor was he wearing it when he walked in the classroom

mzibanejad:

today in french class i turned to talk to my friend and saw my friend eric

he was not wearing that when i had 3rd period with him nor was he wearing it when he walked in the classroom

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noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

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