trulylame:

id take a bullet for u in the leg not anything too fatal just a slight graze

(via draconis)

paprika:

when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

so i was at the dollar store and they had these “inspirational stones” with happy words on them

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and i found one that really spoke to me

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(via lulz-time)

Emma Stone attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘Birdman’ premiere during the 71st Venice Film Festival on August 27, 2014 in Venice, Italy.

(via fixed-stares)

  • *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

(via repeals)

canc3rsucks:

december-before-june:

There are a million reasons to respect and admire Enter Shikari, and this is one of them. I’ve always hated VIP packages. They didnt exist in this scene when I used to go to shows. So glad Rou isnt afraid to be vocal about it.

preach

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heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

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